☼ The Dreamer's Diary ☼

Translation

Empress: Old Fashion - Not Innovative - Take Away!
Jang Geum: Your Majesty, This is KFC's Kimchi Burger.

Narrator: Fragrant fried chicken patty with sour-spicy Korean kimchi topped with BBQ sauce.

Emperor: Enough taste. Give me one more (holds Jang Geum's hand)...

It's just another day I'm selling some of the old textbooks at school to a bunch of junior students. Well, I don't mean to be offensive but they're just kids who are really childish asking weird questions when they were doing business with me. I wonder if they know what it means to be engaged in business conversations... Anyway, now I've found out that kids are pretty tough to do business with. Here's why:

Kid A: Hello? Is this Joe? I wanna know if you have the Pre-Calculus textbook to sell as I need it.

Me: (What the hell? What's your name? Of course you're calling me just because you NEED it...) I'm sorry that I do not have the stock for it now. It is said that Math lecturers will offer to provide the books. Please consult your lecturers if they are providing some copies. Thank you.

Kid B: Hey Joe, I'm interested to buy your books. Do you have the original copies or the xeroxed copies?

Me: (Who's the next unknown kid bothering me now? Can't these kids introduce themselves?) I have a few copies of each for sale, please refer to the posted advertisement and the enclosed list of textbooks and the suppliers on the board.

Kid B: A few copies of each? Does it mean the books are not complete?

Me: (Urrgh~ Kid! Can't you READ and UNDERSTAND my words? Shut the f**k up!) The books are complete. (How on earth am I going to sell them if they're incomplete?) I have several original copies of textbooks and a few xeroxed ones. Can I know which textbook is your concern?

Kid B: Oh, so does it mean that you're keeping the textbooks with lecture notes included for sale? Well, I'm looking for two textbooks, Pre-Calculus and General Maths. So how much do you sell them?

Me: (What? I don't even mention lecture notes are included on the advertisement I wrote. And now you're even bargaining with me? @#$%&!) ......

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Now I know why Business is meant for adults only...

So what's your blood type? Do you believe that different blood type has their own personalities? Do you find it accurate? Here's a sample of the comics I found:

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"Imagine if all the major brands started selling their own condoms and kept their original tag-lines.

Sainsbury condoms - making life taste better

Tesco Condoms - every little helps

Nike Condoms - Just do it

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life

KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good

Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hand

Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load

Abbey National Condoms - because life is complicated enough

Coca Cola Condoms - The real thing

Ever Ready Condoms - keep going and going

Pringles Condoms - once you pop, you can't stop

Burger King Condoms - Home of the Whopper

Goodyear Condoms - "for a longer ride, go wide"

Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain?

Flash Condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work

Halford Condoms - we go the extra mile

Royal Mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you

Andrex Condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

Renault Condoms - size really does matter!

Domestos Condoms - gets right in the rim

Heineken Condoms -reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach

Carlsberg Condoms - probably the best condom in the world

Pepperami Condoms - its a bit of an animal

Polo Condoms - the condom with the hole!! (VERY poor seller !!)

McDonalds Condoms - I'm Lovin' it!"

I've found an article about this at the old newspapers and I can't believe this name is actually used for naming a town in Austria. It is actually named after a man in 6th Century named Focko. Pronounced as "Fooking", this town sign has been stolen, being replaced over and over again by the locals. The sign below carries even further amusement: "Bitte - nicht so schnell" in German means "Please - Not So Fast!" (Just in case for safety from hitting children crossing, but the intended double meaning in this case is deeply hilarious)