ที่เขาดีดีๆ ทำไมไม่รัก รักทำไมแต่คนไม่ดี
tee kao dee dee tum mai mai ruk ruk tum mai tae kon mai dee
(Why not loving one who is good instead of loving someone who is not good?)

- คนดีๆทำไมไม่รัก by Ice Saranyu

Most friends of mine have somewhat developed a habit talking about relationships in the month of February. There are kinds of relationships. Friendship is one of them but not that kind of relationship they seem to talk about. What they actually mean is the romantic relationship. Why are they talking about this? Valentine's Day fever or just being trendy to show off that they have partners? I wonder...

Before I clarify myself if I'm yearning for a partner to date with, here are some really weird questions they've asked me:

"Hey, Valentine's Day is coming very soon. Are you planning to date anyone?" A* asked.

"Huh? All these days you're studying at your school and not trying to court any pretty girl there?" B* asked.

"I was talking to some friends whether if you have secretly admired someone based on your personality and confessed about it. Do you really have someone you secretly admire and not telling me?" C* asked.

"I think I have some cute guys to be introduced for you to date with. Do you want their contacts?" D* asked.

(* Names are hidden for privacy purposes...)

... (And Much Much More) ...

Gosh, I really can't believe myself receiving these kind of questions from my very own friends. To A, B, C, and D, what are your expectations to hear from me anyway? Let me give you my answers below. But after reading the answers below, you have to understand, respect and pardon me for these answers. It is your choice to say I'm "Lan Si"(arrogant) or whatever crap because it's my nature to be so. Just shut up and don't ask why, OK?

P/S - To all other friends who really want to know, please don't take my answers personally. It's my way to clarify something...

To A: What do you mean? Do you mean just to date someone sacrificing their time to overcome YOUR loneliness for the sake of whatsoever Valentine's Day? Do you think dating someone is that simple? If it's that simple, there would be a heck of people getting dumped like how you eat and then poop. And what does it have to do with you if I date someone?

To B: Urrgh! Shut the f*ck up! Studying is to gain knowledge, not to gain number of people to sleep with. And how many times do I have to tell you I'm gay? I'M GAY AND I HAVE MY PRIDE!!! So, shut up!

To C: Awww, not again... You know what, I know you are curious about me but not until let me know that you were gossiping about me a while ago. It pisses me off, you know? Instead of gossiping with a bunch of monkeys about me, why not asking me directly and personally if you're really that curious?

To D: WHAT!? What do you think I am? Part time prostitute yearning for sex and money? So what if they're cute? So what if they're loaded? Ask them all to F*CK THE HELL OUTTA HERE!

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So what do I actually seek for a relationship? For me, I would rather choose trust as the most priority of all. Other requirements I want are loyal, caring, handsome, and ambitious boyfriend to slut around with... LOL... I really hope he can appear in my life...